YouRaveRageAdam was walking through the halls of the place that he goes to school, when suddenly Adam heard a strange noise “what’s that strange noise?” said Adam in sudden response to the strange noise that he’d heard.

“It’s an injured puppy!” said Shawna who was also there and was Canadian because she was from Canada. The five of them ran over to where the injured puppy was.

“Help me!” said the injured puppy, “I’ve got my paw caught in a bear trap!”

“A talking puppy that can talk and has its paw caught in a bear trap!” said Adam.

“How ironic.” said Shawna.

“That’s not irony.” articulated adam adamantly.

“I can also talk.” said the talking bear trap that could talk.

THE END

I cannot decide which is better, every piece of literature ever or that one piece of fan-fiction where Liam Dryden just randomly walks to Stirling for no apparent reason.