NOT TRUE ROBERTSON
NOT TRUE AT ALL
YouRaveRageAdam was walking through the halls of the place that he goes to school, when suddenly Adam heard a strange noise “what’s that strange noise?” said Adam in sudden response to the strange noise that he’d heard.
"It’s an injured puppy!" said Shawna who was also there and was Canadian because she was from Canada. The five of them ran over to where the injured puppy was.
"Help me!" said the injured puppy, "I’ve got my paw caught in a bear trap!"
"A talking puppy that can talk and has its paw caught in a bear trap!" said Adam.
"How ironic." said Shawna.
"That’s not irony." articulated adam adamantly.
"I can also talk." said the talking bear trap that could talk.
Today, Adam Robertson’s comedy album, Thrilled, arrived!!!!!
It’s the first vinyl record I’ve ever owned and I’m super proud of it! It looks really pretty on the record player I found in my attic (still haven’t gotten it to work yet, but we’re getting there)!
:3 Vondell Swain’s intricately minimalist design for the whole thing and Tom Milsom’s effortless production complete the trio of perfectness <3 The sound is perfectly remastered and check out that typosetting!
It looks so pretty in the light I’m gonna put the record sleeve up on my wall!
oh my god.